my niece told her entire kindergarten class that santa claus isn’t real and no fat white man buys her presents her momma does and it’s wasteful to put cookies out when you can just eat them yourself.
That’s gonna be my kid.
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.
and we’re closer to Satan